Mar 1, 2014; Melbourne, FL, USA; A scout measures pitch speeds with a radar gun during spring training game between the Atlanta Braves and the Washington Nationals at Space Coast Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports

Atlanta Braves Get Travoltified


Mar 3, 2014; Lake Buena Vista, FL, USA; Atlanta Braves manager Fredi Gonzalez (33) talks with fans before a spring training exhibition game against the New York Mets at Champion Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jonathan Dyer-USA TODAY Sports

OK I admit it, maybe I’m a little loopy after seeing the box score from today’s victory over the Washington Nationals but who cares….?

With all the talk around the web and the Twitter world on how John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars on Sunday, I figured how would Travolta handle the names of those of the Atlanta Braves.

Oh yeah, did I mention the Braves WON!!! First time in 2014!!

Well back to Mr. Travolta, thanks to www.slate.com, which put together a way to Travoltify names and below is how Travolta might say the names of the Braves.

Jason Heyward - Julian Herward

B.J. Upton - Brian Thompseen

Justin Upton - Julian Thompseen

Chris Johnson - Craig Johnzon

Andrelton Simmons - Archibald Smotckins

Dan Uggla - Daud Geercia

Freddie Freeman - Frankie Freezmaz

Kris Medlen - Kain Mceezald

Julio Teheran - Justin Thompseen

Mike Minor - Mark Mertin

Alex Wood - Argyll Weed

Brandon Beachy - Brooklyn Berzy

Fredi Gonzalez - Frazer Gonzaleez

 

And If you have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s Travolta from the Oscars on Sunday night

 

Test it with your own name here

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  • fireboss

    You really gotta layoff those Oscar ceremony reruns, that much schmaltz turns the brain into cotton candy

    • http://www.tomahawktake.com/ Chris Headrick

      haha to each his own bros. I hate all that stuff. Although I do enjoy a good movie, rarely has an oscar winner been on my list of them. haha. Funny though Jeff. Very funny.