OK I admit it, maybe I’m a little loopy after seeing the box score from today’s victory over the Washington Nationals but who cares….?
With all the talk around the web and the Twitter world on how John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars on Sunday, I figured how would Travolta handle the names of those of the Atlanta Braves.
Oh yeah, did I mention the Braves WON!!! First time in 2014!!
Well back to Mr. Travolta, thanks to www.slate.com, which put together a way to Travoltify names and below is how Travolta might say the names of the Braves.
Jason Heyward - Julian Herward
B.J. Upton - Brian Thompseen
Justin Upton - Julian Thompseen
Chris Johnson - Craig Johnzon
Andrelton Simmons - Archibald Smotckins
Dan Uggla - Daud Geercia
Freddie Freeman - Frankie Freezmaz
Kris Medlen - Kain Mceezald
Julio Teheran - Justin Thompseen
Mike Minor - Mark Mertin
Alex Wood - Argyll Weed
Brandon Beachy - Brooklyn Berzy
Fredi Gonzalez - Frazer Gonzaleez
And If you have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s Travolta from the Oscars on Sunday night