Top 20 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch The Atlanta Braves Lose To The Miami Marlins

After Friday night’s loss to the Miami Marlins, the Atlanta Braves are now seven games out of the NL East divisional crown and one game behind the Milwaukee Brewers for the second NL Wildcard spot.

Atlanta lost to Miami 11-3 in the first game of the weekend series.  The Marlins are still considering themselves as Wildcard contenders as they currently sit five games out of the final spot in the playoffs.  The Braves take the field again on Saturday night against the Marlins at 7:10pm ET.

Prior to the opening game Ehsan Kassim, from our sister website on Fansided The Marlin Maniac, and I came up with a topic for both of us to participate in.  Since both of our teams are considered currently “average” and not scoring the runs we’d like…we came up with “What would you rather be doing than watching the Atlanta Braves and Miami Marlins game that ends 1-0….or very low scoring.

Though the Marlins piled on the runs Friday night against Aaron Harang, I don’t see that happening again in the final two games.

Instead of dumping our creative idea, we both decided to move forward with it.  So here you go, the first 10 are the ones Ehsan came up with (some I don’t agree with) and the other 10 are mine.

Enjoy!  And if you’d like to participate in this bizarre post, feel free to add them to the comments.

Marlin Maniac Top 10

1. Listen to Justin Beiber music, on repeat

2. Talk to my grandpa about the “good ole days”

3. Get beamed by a Nathan Eovaldi 98 MPH fastball (sorry, draw the limit at 99 MPH)

4. Listen to Skip Bayless…ah never mind that one

5. Be a Braves fan….