Friday Fun: National League Anagrams
Okay, so it’s Friday… and I was bored. So I wondered about anagramming the team names of the National League. Let’s see what happened.
NL EAST
- Atlanta Braves – A Blatant Saver
- Washington Nationals – A losing hit owns a Nat
- Philadelphia Phillies – A pallid, hellish hippie (which actually sounds like John Kruk)
- New York Mets – My new tokers
- Miami Marlins – Arm ails? m… I’m in.
NL CENTRAL
- Saint Louis Cardinals – Socialists And Urinal
- Milwaukee Brewers – We is Weaker Lumber
- Chicago Cubs – Chugs a Bocci
- Pittsburgh Pirates – Baptists Rip the Rug
- Cincinnati Reds – Nine… and Critics
NL WEST
- Colorado Rockies – Corked air – so loco, also Coors Clad Rookie
- San Francisco Giants – Fanatics Scan Groins (there are some much worse ones available here)
- Los Angeles Dodgers – Lose and Gold egress
- San Diego Padres – Disparaged ones
- Arizona Diamondbacks – Canada Zoo: Rabid Minks
TWO FINAL NOTES
1. You can’t make Los Angeles Dodgers without Dollars gone!
2. National League anagrams to “Eat a Legal Union”
Y’all have a great, safe weekend out there … and remember our veterans: because Bravery Counts in Braves’ Country.
But please don’t tell John Hart that what we need for our bench next year is just ‘Any Vet or Scrub‘.